Big Breasted Need Only Apply for Australian Porn

Looks like the Australian government wants to perpetuate the stereotype of big boobs in porn. Why do we say this? Oh, just because they're banning small breasted-porn, as well as female ejaculation. The latter, they just say is gross. But the former is to prevent pedophilia. Right. Because only little girls have small boobs. We hope they plan on regulating this by sending an elected official to each porn shoot to personally feel up the actresses to ensure they pass the C-cup test.