It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a....Boobquake?

Set your knockers free--it's Boobquake day!!

Did you know that you, scantily-clad women of the world, are the cause for the abundance of earthquakes happening lately? Well, apparently that's the case, at least according to some Islamic cleric out there. The devastating earthquakes all around the globe have been a direct punishment from God for all of the skanks trotting about our planet.

As a result, a Purdue University student declared today Boobquake, a day where women everywhere should leave their bras at home and let the girls bounce around as they see fit. The problem? There was actually an earthquake today in Taiwan....

...maybe the Islamic guy was onto something after all?

Either way, we hope you're giving your bras a break today!