Have Boobies, Will Kiss -- MISTLETOE CONTEST ENTRY

Submitted by John K.

I dated a girl who blew my socks off every time we touched. We met doing a temporary job with a bunch of other people during a summer a few years back. She had a bit of an acne problem on her face, but her body was unbelievable. She had been a swimmer, so she had great tone and her curves were spectacular. She had to have been a 34D and she wore push-up bras every day that punched her doggies right up under her chin. She usually wore tight-fitting, medium to low cut tops to let all the boys have a gander at her massive mounds. I noticed her right away and wondered why no one else seemed to make a big deal about her. It might have been the aforementioned acne problem.

I noticed her at lunch, laying on the grass alone, usually reading. When she lay on the grass she laid stomach down with her breasts hanging down out of her shirt and her butt pushed up in the air. I thought to myself that this girl really wanted it bad. I laid next to her one day, kind of mocking her, and asked what she was reading. She was cool with everything and we soon set a date for the weekend. She didn't disappoint, baring a few inches of the top of her breastesses for me that night. I was beside myself trying to control my urges.

We went back to her place and watched the tube but she was very unresponsive. I was beginning to wonder what was going on. Soon, her roommate and his girlfriend came home from dinner then checked back out to go to the girlfriend's pad. As soon as the door shut behind them she pounced. Her body sent jolts of electricity through me each time she touched me. As I'm writing this I'm practically writhing on the ground remembering it. I told her she was the best I'd ever been with and kept asking her how she did it and to teach me and everything. All I got from her/remember was her saying very patiently, "Well, you can do it like you're showing them what you're going to do to them..." And then she pushed her tongue up way towards the roof of my mouth, and she also said, "I love teasing boys."

She was into the romance-novel kind of thing: stuff I found cheesy and thought only really fanciful people got into, but when I asked her how I could give her the feelings she was giving me she explained to me that I should pull her body into mine--just grab her lower back and press her up against me. And grab the back of her head and press it into mine when we were kissing. I thought that was a little melodramatic but it's very sexy when you think about it and it worked pretty well for the two of us.

So I guess the lesson is: seize control of your man, push your boobies up under your chin and shove your tongue way down in his mouth. Amen.