Thursday, December 17, 2009

Protesting Porn Sunday

At first, we were really excited to hear that something called XXXChurch and Porn Sunday existed. But upon further investigation, it's a complete bait and switch! We'd expected Jasmine-scented incense, stripper priests, naughty choir girls, and holy water being flicked about off of dildos.

However, it is none of that. It's a campaign to heal congregants from their porn addictions. BOO! We've heard about the separation of church and state--well, how about the separation of church and porn?

Let people express their sexuality however they want! Or, check them in to Slut Rehab.

Besides, isn't God the name people are usually screaming during the act?

http://xxxchurch.com/getinvolved/x3events/pornsunday.html

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