Awesome Advertising: The Booty Pop

Sir Mix-A-Lot must be so confused with this new invention, the Booty Pop.

Now, ladies with no butt can instantly have one without doing squats or paying for implants. Just slip on these skivvies and men will come flocking to you and yo' new behind.

But picture it. You've got on your new pair of black (or if you call in the next 10 minutes, beige) pair of Booty Pop undies, feeling all sexy at the club, when a hottie comes up to you and wants to "get you home and ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh!" So you decide to go. When you get there, he starts familiarizing himself with your backside, all ready to get his "friction on." As he squeezes a handful of what he expects to be 100% "Oakland booty," he realizes that you've taken the phrase cushion for the pushin' a bit too literally.

Good luck explaining that one!