Yarrr, Let's Save Porn!

Slap on your eye patch and break out the peg leg--YOU and your pirating ways are the reason the porn industry is failing! There are 4 other reasons as well, but we can't say that you and your laptop are directly at fault. Said reasons are: porn on demand, the fact that everybody's making sex tapes so it's no longer taboo, nerds who get off from online gaming alone, and hookers who double as porn stars and give their goods out for a small fee. The Daily Beast gets more in-depth if you care to get all of the info in order to start your Save Porn charity.