Pole Dancing 101

Thinking about a college transfer? How about a semester abroad? While there are plenty of options out there, Cambridge University just earned a few bonus points. Why is that? Well, they now offer pole dancing. That's right.

Though your stripper skills won't necessarily be graded, they will definitely improve with this school-sponsored course, meant to provide "harmless fun" during stressful times. But there is one downside: No high heels allowed.

So how are you supposed to work your way up the strip club cages if you don't learn the craft in clear, platform, stripper shoes? Or even worse--how can you earn a spot on the Pole Dancing Olympic Team? Will all of your exotic dancing dreams be dashed if you take classes at a reputable, accredited university? Maybe you're better off jumping stripper-heel first onto the poles at the good old Golden Banana after all.

Make Some Noise!

Now THIS is news: a couple in the UK is in the midst of appealing a legal order banning them from having loud sex. Looks like their neighbors complained about all of the screaming and moaning--so much so that sound equipment was installed in the next apartment to record the decibel levels! WTF is going on over there...?!

Do you have any stories about getting caught having loud sex? If you do, send them on over to slutrehab@gmail .com and we'll post them on our site--anonymously if you want!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6531852/Woman-claims-order-banning-her-from-noisy-sex-is-breach-of-human-rights.html