Feeling a Little Frisky, Dolly?

Nipples not hard enough? Or, rather, are your blow up doll's nipples not hard enough?

Then you needto by (her) Nippurun ~ Stick-on Nipples to give her that always-excited look. Whether she has a headache, is feeling a little stiff, or is half-deflated.

A New Line of Slutty Clothes

Now this is a fashion line we can get behind. With a next-to-naked Pam Anderson strutting down the runway, the Richie Rich line A*muse, apparently created with the help of Anderson herself, premiered during NY Fashion Week. We're not sure who their clientele is--strippers, prostitutes, run-of-the-mill sluts, drag queens--but whoever purchases these "fashions" will surely grab attention. The big question, though, is why the hell Pam is trying to cover herself. No need to be modest when all you're wearing are two seat belts attached to a pair of hotpants.