Feeling a Little Frisky, Dolly?

Nipples not hard enough? Or, rather, are your blow up doll's nipples not hard enough?

Then you needto by (her) Nippurun ~ Stick-on Nipples to give her that always-excited look. Whether she has a headache, is feeling a little stiff, or is half-deflated.

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a....Boobquake?

Set your knockers free--it's Boobquake day!!

Did you know that you, scantily-clad women of the world, are the cause for the abundance of earthquakes happening lately? Well, apparently that's the case, at least according to some Islamic cleric out there. The devastating earthquakes all around the globe have been a direct punishment from God for all of the skanks trotting about our planet.

As a result, a Purdue University student declared today Boobquake, a day where women everywhere should leave their bras at home and let the girls bounce around as they see fit. The problem? There was actually an earthquake today in Taiwan....

...maybe the Islamic guy was onto something after all?

Either way, we hope you're giving your bras a break today!

Big Breasted Need Only Apply for Australian Porn

Looks like the Australian government wants to perpetuate the stereotype of big boobs in porn. Why do we say this? Oh, just because they're banning small breasted-porn, as well as female ejaculation. The latter, they just say is gross. But the former is to prevent pedophilia. Right. Because only little girls have small boobs. We hope they plan on regulating this by sending an elected official to each porn shoot to personally feel up the actresses to ensure they pass the C-cup test.