Wrap Your Woody for National Condom Week

Since we're in the midst of National Condom Week (2/14-2/21), we've decided to give you some alternatives to your typical Trojans and Lifestyles. Here are some of the hottest trends out there:

Protect your putter with the Tiger Woods condom!

Get a 3-in-1 Frosty the Snowman condom pack and go thumpity-thump-thump all night long.

Call your pocket with this eight-ball number:

Live out your Obama, Clinton (either Bill or Hill), or...McCain (ew!) fantasies with these political condoms:

Or, studs, you can even put your own mug on a condom with a little inspirational message!

Pork More in Argentina

Ooooh yeah....the Argentinean presidente likes to pork.

If the Vote's a-Rockin...

Here's your chance to use your sluttiness to Rock the Vote on Healthcare. We never imagined that the two could mix, but apparently they do. If you want change in the US healthcare system, show your support by strapping on your chastitiy belt and never F'ing people who think that healthcare is just fine the way it is.

If you're one of the folks who thinks that our current healthcare system works, go ahead and F away--but good luck trying to find a doctor who will treat your uninsured ass.

Check out the PSA: http://www.rockthevote.com/