Showing posts with label condoms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label condoms. Show all posts

Thursday, July 29, 2010

What's That Rustling Noise?

The nation's capital is urging women to "get turned on" by the female condom, placing ads all over the city, including on the sides of 460 buses. In an attempt to empower women by letting them take control of their own sexual destinies, the city is giving out the latest and greatest female condom, called the FC2, saying that it will “tease, please and protect.”


Since March, the campaign to hand out 500,000 condoms in the DC area has been underway, which goes to show you how poorly the idea is going over with local women. After all, the condoms have been up for grabs for four months and yet apparently that half a million goal hasn’t been met. How ever could that be so? Here are some of the FC2’s selling points:

• The female condom can be inserted up to 8 hours before sex—so not only does this mean that the mood doesn’t have to be broken by reaching for a condom, it also teaches women time management and planning strategies. Say you have plans to get wasted after work on a Friday night, you don’t have to worry about being too drunk to make sure a condom is being used.

• The new-and-improved condom now covers a larger external area, protecting even more against STDs while keeping the vaginal area extra insulated on a wintry day. Just make sure you tell your partner before starting to mess around—how embarrassing would it be to have someone reach down there only to feel rubber??

• The FC2 is less noisy than its predecessor, which apparently sounded like a rustling plastic bag during sex. Going back to point one, imagine sounding like a crinkling baggie all day!

Sadly, DC is the only place where you can get these oh-so-practical contraceptives outside of a health clinic. So either stock up the next time you go to get tested, or plan a road trip to the land of the Potomac. Otherwise, it looks like you’re stuck with a good ol’ dental dam!

[via Salon]

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Wrap Your Woody for National Condom Week

Since we're in the midst of National Condom Week (2/14-2/21), we've decided to give you some alternatives to your typical Trojans and Lifestyles. Here are some of the hottest trends out there:

Protect your putter with the Tiger Woods condom!

Get a 3-in-1 Frosty the Snowman condom pack and go thumpity-thump-thump all night long.

Call your pocket with this eight-ball number:

Live out your Obama, Clinton (either Bill or Hill), or...McCain (ew!) fantasies with these political condoms:


Or, studs, you can even put your own mug on a condom with a little inspirational message!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

What Were You Thinking?



What are some of the things that go through your head while you're giving head? Maybe that you're enjoying giving the other person pleasure, ways to improve your technique. How about while you're having sex? Go this direction, that direction, heat, tingles. Well, stop thinking about it--these proposed Durex ads list every possible thought.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Hey, You Have Some Nice Rims on Those...Condoms?


Between the oh-so-awesome pickup line "I wanna rev your engine" and The Hoff's bizarre-o "Jump In My Car," and the term "rubbers," we can understand how the Ruskies would equate condoms with automobiles.


Monday, January 11, 2010

The Many Moans Women Make

Ladies--which orgasm moan do you make? Check out this Chinese Durex commercial (it's just a black screen, so it's okay for work provided that you have headphones) and let us know. Maybe you are "Ingenue," or maybe you scare the hell our of your partner with a sob-like moan. Maybe you go Tarzan/Jane style with "Wild...." Who knew there were so many options?

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sketch Your Way to Safer Sex!

Put your creativity and sex-itivity to work and help design the newest NYC Condom wrapper. For those of you who don't live in the area, the City of New York has its own condom that can be found everywhere from bars to Kenneth Cole stores--and now, they're redesigning the wrapper.

There are plenty of phalluses around ...the city to inspire you--The Empire State Building, The Statue of Liberty's torch, hell--the island of Manhattan itself! So get out your colored pencils and start sketching away!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Workin' at the car wash, yeah

"He described his spray-on condom machine as being something like a car wash."

This gives a whole new meaning to the pickup line "I'd like to park my car in your garage."

http://trishwilson.typepad.com/blog/2009/04/nuts4chic-sprayon-condoms.html