Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
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Friday, January 15, 2010

A Lifetime of Mistakes


As of January 23, Lifetime cheesey movies will have sunk to an all-time low with a movie based on something that didn't actually happen: a pregnancy pact.

If You Bring the Gun, I'll Bring the Air Freshener

Note to self (and all of you): Guns and orgies don't mix.

After 12 hours of weed, inhalants, and beer, people get too distracted from all of the sexin going on and don't remember that the gun over in the corner is loaded. So when they go to act out a barrel-to-the-head fantasy, things go awry. Oh, and the best part is, one of the participants is 65 years old!

Yet another reason for idiots not to be allowed to own guns.