Under the Mistlet-ho

In honor of mistletoe season, we want to hear about your best kisses and learn some of your technique.

The writers of the three best stories/kissing tips will get a super awesome, sexy prize--don't worry, we won't mind if you just re-gift it.

So send your stories and/or pointers to SlutRehab@gmail.com so that the rest of us can give the gift of awesome kisses this holiday season!

Ripped Off for Your Pleasure

HEY DUREX! Stop stealing our ideas!

People--don't forget: we're not just your go-to place for sex news, we also want to hear your scandalous stories! Send them to slutrehab@gmail.com!

The headline: "Should Mothers Teach Daughters to Enjoy Sex?"

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/addiction-in-society/200903/should-mothers-teach-daughters-enjoy-sex

NO, teach them to hate it so that the rest of their lives are unnecessarily confusing and complicated, filled with psychiatrists and self-esteem issues. Great idea!

Thanks to Barbara Walters and her obsession with vibrators for bringing this debate to the forefront. And thank YOU, fans of Slut Rehab, for helping to spread the word that talking about and (GASP) enjoying sex is okay!

Keep sending your stories to slutrehab@gmail.com!

We Want to Hear Your Stories!!

Send your TRUE, funny stories recapping a slutty experience or sex gone wrong to slutrehab@gmail.com.

Leave your lame "OMG, got totes wasted and made out with my BFF" stories behind. Been there. Done that. We want your jaw-dropping, head-shaking tales. Nothing too erotic or graphic, just witty and scandalous.


Submissions should be no more than 300 words. We will edit for grammar and length if necessary, but your story will stay intact.

Give your guy a code name so no one gets sued, and if you'd like some anonymity too use your good old stripper name (pet's name and the street you grew up on).

There's no compensation for stories except for maybe some revenge on that guy you wish you'd never laid your eyes--or hands--on in the first place.